Ya see, me and Caterpie have a deal here. He kicks ass for my protection in return a 50% in all my salads.
Yeah, screw Charizard. And Mewtwo. And Ash's Pikachu. And Darkrai. And your Uber Garchomp. And Wondertomb. And Lucario. And Zoroark. And Blissey. And ARCEUS. Because son, I've got a phucking Caterpie and it's going to kick your ass. Go ahead and laugh, you won't be when it's done Flamethrowerin' yer ass.
Caterpie is my lover.