Article 9001, subsection -1009, paragraph 42, sentence 69, starting from word 420. Anyone with the deviantart username "ScarletAddendum" can not hit his or her brother with a waffle. Punishable with A HUNDRED YEARS OF PAIN. - the court of that one town in that one place in that one country in that one world, in that one solar system, in that one galaxy, in that one universe.
The sibling is guaranteed to be safe at the moment now. No injuries have been administered due to the "assault" and all of his organs are intact. He is also of sound mind and still as annoying as he was before the incident. So it's safe to say he is in working condition.