Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
×

More from deviantART



Details

Submitted on
September 15, 2013
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
214
Favourites
2 (who?)
Comments
13
×
I hit my brother with a waffle and made him cry. I am officially a horrible person. 

A WAFFLE. Given, it was hilarious and we laughed about it after the fact. But hitting somebody with a waffle is something you'd expect out of a kid's cartoon.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconpennsyltuckyxtimes:
On this episode of CSI: Wherever the hell ScarletAddendum lives....


CSI 1: what's the situation here? *walks into kitchen*

Policeman: looks like two siblings were having breakfast when an argument got outta hand....

CSI 2: What weapon did he use....knife.....gun?

Policeman: No...... he used a waffle.......

CSI 2: O.O...... Great Scott......

CSI 1: Sick, sick people.......

Policeman: In all my years working in the violent crimes division, I've never seen so heinous a crime.....

CSI 1: Dear lord...... we better get the one-liner man in here so we can start the episode and put this vile criminal to justice!

*CSI 3 walks in*

CSI 3: Did someone say one-liners!?

Policeman: *facepalm*

CSI 3: ahhhhh haaaa....... well looks like he.... *puts on shades* got breakfast in head!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
XD
Reply
:iconscarletaddendum:
That may have been the best thing I've ever read. If I could favorite comments, this would be number one. 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Reply
:iconpennsyltuckyxtimes:
Indeed that would be an even better episode than the one where they shot Justin Beiber. XD
Reply
:iconscarletaddendum:
Wait, I've only heard of that one, but I don't think I ever saw it in full. If I do ever watch it, I'll probably crack up laughing when it happens. 
Reply
:iconkwokie8:
I knew I signed up for silly stuff when I started watching you. I just didn't expect THIS... wow... YOU ARE SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON YOU NEED TO GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
Reply
:iconscarletaddendum:
BUT... BUT... 

I may have broken a law in Sweden for all I know... Or somewhere.
Reply
:iconkwokie8:
Article 9001, subsection -1009, paragraph 42, sentence 69, starting from word 420. Anyone with the deviantart username "ScarletAddendum" can not hit his or her brother with a waffle. Punishable with A HUNDRED YEARS OF PAIN. - the court of that one town in that one place in that one country in that one world, in that one solar system, in that one galaxy, in that one universe.
Reply
:iconscarletaddendum:
42... 69... 

I see what you did there. 

OH GOD THE PAIN. AND THE HURTING AND THE OWW...

He kept calling it a pancake for some odd reason, even though it was a frozen toaster waffle. Are there any rules regarding waffle-shaped pancakes?
Reply
:iconkwokie8:
"ScarletAddendum" may hit his or her brother (or any other siblings) with waffle-shaped pancakes as many times as they please... As long as the sibling does not die.
Reply
:iconscarletaddendum:
The sibling is guaranteed to be safe at the moment now. No injuries have been administered due to the "assault" and all of his organs are intact. He is also of sound mind and still as annoying as he was before the incident. So it's safe to say he is in working condition.
Reply
Add a Comment: